Let’s face it. You don’t have any real use for a multi-tool. Other than the off-chance that you spend a long weekend in the woods, that nifty pocket gadget pretty much stays pristine and undisturbed.
That’s why the All-Purpose Office Mini Tool is more brilliant than any multi-function tool we’ve ever seen. Instead of useless mini-screwdrivers and mini-blades, it arms itself with items you will actually use in daily workplace warfare.
Measuring 4 3/8 x 1 5/8 x 1 2/8 inches, the versatile salaryman’s instrument should prove immensely useful in getting your office work done. It integrates a digital calculator with a flip-top screen, a regular-sized stapler, scissors and measuring tape – all indispensable fixings to throngs of pencil pushers worldwide.
While impressive, I can’t help but feel whoever made this thing is holding back. I mean, if I’m going to use an office multi-tool, I want everything on it. For the next version, I’m hoping to see a sharpener, an eraser, a letter opener and a refillable ballpoint pen in the mix. C’mon guys – don’t fail me.
Despite my protests at the omissions, the All-Purpose Office Mini Tool is actually a clever little piece of gadgetry for office drones. Seriously, it’s likely to be ten times more useful for your day-to-day tasks than the outdoor multi-tools that merely end up rusting in your pocket.
[Taylor Gifts via RGS]