Traveler’s Security Bandolier Wraps A Rambo-Style Pouch On Your Body
Rambo had a bandolier strapped to his torso and it looked badass. Of course, that one was filled...
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Flair Hair Visor Covers Bald Spots, Makes You Want To Fist Pump
Balding hair? Shave it off already. If you insist on clinging to your last strands, the Flair Hair...
ColdAvenger Expedition Balaclava Makes You Look Badass, All While Keeping Freezing Air Away From Your Lungs
You may be a clumsy skier. Heck, you may be the worst ever. If you look like you’re...
Casttoo Lets You Decorate Your Surgical Cast With Tattoo Decals
Broke all the bones on your feet and now you’re on a cast? Awesome. Now, you and your...
Karim Rashid’s Alloy Decorative Metal Tiles Will Make Your Kitchen Look Like A Spaceship
Metal tiles are awesome. Forget the waterproof and stain-proof qualities – it’s the fastest way to make any...
Tatoo Helmet: Protective Headgear For People Who Don’t Like Protection
Don’t like helmets, but the law says you have to wear one? Give Big Brother the middle finger...
Reservible Cleats Leather Boots Makes Your Snow Shoes Usable For Indoor Surfaces Too
Some shoes are just begging to be made. These Reservible Cleats Leather Boots definitely slot into that category....
I’m Going Cuckoo For The Cuckoo Watch
Watchmakers call their designs “classic” all the time. Seriously, though, the Cwatch is the only wrist-worn timepiece I’ve...
Cleavage Caddy Snaps To Bras, Gives Women A Secret Purse Underneath Their Blouses
If women thought more like men, the Cleavage Caddy should have been a huge hit. A secret purse...
Cut Here: Art Lebedev’s Punctirus Necklace
Want to tell people where to cut your head off in case you turn into a zombie? If...
Beam Light From Your Wrist With The Stanley LED Torch Watch
In the world of “mixing two unrelated things in one,” resulting products either work or don’t. Sometimes, though,...
iWallet Lets You Cram An iPhone, Spare RAM, Oversized Cards Into A Tri-Fold
As a rule, I stay away from gadgets accessories that append an “i” to the front of their...
Tiret Gotham Collection: Watches For The Dark And Dreary
If Bruce Wayne wore a watch, what would it look like? Horology company Tiret New York tried to...
Roddenberry Star Trek Wetsuits Will Help You Become The Dorkiest Dude On Water
I love surfing. I just do not know how else to put it. Land locked areas scare me....
Andtie Is A Scarf And Necktie In One
Hate to wear a tie, but the office requires it? Pretend to have one on with the Andtie,...
Geek Pocket Watch: How To Look Like A Math Geek Without Really Trying
Want to confuse people who make the mistake of asking you for the time? That should be easy...
The Damned Is A Bulletproof Hanky For Your Front Suit Pocket
Want to keep Cupid’s arrow from penetrating your heart of stone (or just some obsessive-compulsive assassin insisting on...
Tableturns Watch Puts A Shrunken Turntable On Your Wrist
When watches attempt to look like other items, it usually ends up campy. I wouldn’t go that far...
Wear A Picture Frame On Your Finger With The Good Time Ring
Why settle for a photo frame in your wallet when you can put one in your finger? That’s...
The Roddler: A Hot Rod Stroller For Your Swinging Hipster Toddler
“When my son grows up, he will be a tattooed gearhead with a pompadour and a greasy scarf...
The 2010 Winter Olympics Get Their Own Luxury Commemorative Item With The Richard Mille RM011 Americas White Watch
Swiss watches rarely get special editions geared strictly for North American audiences. That’s why the new Richard Mille...
Roccat Tusko LAN Party Bag Lets You Play Games Like It’s 2001 All Over Again
I’m not sure what Roccat is thinking, but pimping a bag intended to hold gear for LAN parties? ...
SpongeBob Pavillon Helmet Will Make Trucker Behind You Laugh Before Mowing You Off The Road
Tired of those big, ugly SUVs and huge trucks putting your life in peril every time you hit...
Anti-Google Van Shirt Tells Google To Exclude You From Street View
Afraid to be caught on candid camera by that bad, bad Google Street View van roaming your area? ...
The Skully Lets You Wear Your Face Like Ghost From Modern Warfare 2, Confuses Bank Employees
Want to look like Ghost out of Modern Warfare 2 the next time you’re out? Leave the ski...
Necky Fleece Neck Wrap Looks Horrendous Yet Comfortable, Eliminates Your Scarf
There’s always a random, must-have product for every season. This winter, it has to be the Necky, a...
Jeremy Scott Adidas Wings Get The Swarovski Treatment
You’ve blinged everything else, from your car to your watch, so why not your shoes? That’s exactly what...