Reebok Pump Celebrates 20 Years Of Filling Your Basketball Shoes With Air
Has it been 20 years yet? Apparently, yes. Twenty years have now passed since the original Reebok Pump...
St. Louis Zoo Loses Their Last Polar Bear, Installs Robotic Ones In Its Place
Your zoo’s star polar bears just died. What do you do? Scramble to find replacements? Bribe other zoos...
Anybots’ QA Telepresence Robots Will Substitute For You In The Office, At Meetings, Maybe With Your Spouse Too
Screw telecommuting, the future is all about robotic doubles in the office. At least, that’s what Anybots’ QA...
The Self-Stirring, Self-Heating USB Whirl Wind Warmer Coffee Cup
Love coffee, hate stirring? Now, you don’t have to. The USB Whirl Wind Warmer Cup not only keeps...
Credit Card Cutlery Puts A Spoon And Fork In Your Wallet
Eating with your hand sounds unappetizing? Retain your civilized table manners wherever dastardly corner of the world you...
XO2 Electric Scooters Fold Into A Bundle So You Can Charge Them Indoors
If you prefer not punishing your legs on your way to work every morning, a scooter should prove...
The Frictionator: A 7,000HP Rocket Truck
You think gas is expensive? Imagine life for the guy who has to drive around on the Frictionator,...
Robolamps Let You Put A Robot In Your Nightstand
Many modern robots can do amazing things. The Robolamps, on the other hand, can only offer low-lighting in...
CString Takes Sly Lingerie To The Next Level
Yep, we think the g-string doesn’t completely conceal itself under your tight slacks too. That’s why we recommend...
BrewTender Lets You Sit With 80 Ounces Of Full-Tasting, Ice Cold Beer For Hours On End
Why walk from the couch to the fridge after downing each bottle when you can have a full...
Snowtunnel Lets You Snowboard In The Summer, Even In The Middle Of The Desert
Like to snowboard, but enjoy life in your tropical island? Not a problem with the Snowtunnel, a rotating...
Cal Flame G5000 Puts A Cocktail Table Around An Incinerator So You Can Party While It Burns
Like to party, hate to clean? Make your after-party disposal a little simpler with the Cal Flame G5000,...
Lung Flute Won’t Play Music, But Will Help You Stop Coughing
Got phlegm? Stop coughing like an excited dog all day long with the Lung Flute, a $40 medical...
Toshiba Launches Chair Into Space, No Armchair Astronaut In Tow
Of all things you can launch into space, an armchair is undoubtedly one of the most ridiculous. But...
Pitch Perfect: Baseball King Balls Let You Throw Amazing Pitches Without An Iota Of Skill
Can’t throw a curveball if your life depended on it? You won’t have to die if you pitch...
Lightsleeper Beams Hypnotic Lights That Put You To Sleep
Having problems sleeping? Tried every solution in the book? Lord knows there’s a good lot of them, from...
Play Luxury Table Tennis With The Chrome Ping Pong Table
Luxury table tennis, anyone? While you can always play ping pong on a small slab of plywood and...
The Art Of Tim Burton Comes To NY Museum Of Modern Arts, Hardcover Book
We all know Tim Burton is weird yet cool. Catch any single film from the bird’s nest-headed director...
Destroy Your Face Before Denting Your Shades With The Japan Self-Defense Force Sunglasses
Why settle for UV protection when you can wear sunglasses that fend off bullets? Get into gunfights without...
Screw Replicas, Own A Real Bazooka For The Price Of An iPhone
Ack! Why buy an iPhone 3GS when you can own a 50-year old rocket launcher? On sale right...
Pocket Radar Fits An Entire Doppler Gun In An Ultra-Compact Box
Ever been curious how fast things go? Clock the speed of everything that flies before you with the...
Headtime Scalp Massager Puts An Oversized Helmet On Your Skull, Soothes It
Stressed from all the pretending that you do at the office? Forget medicating, all you need is some...
Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes Make Life Tasty For Paper-Stuffing Interns
Life is hell for interns, especially when you’re stuck having to lick and seal envelopes for the company’s...
Blast-Proof Your Walls With The X-Flex Wallpaper
Think prayer is all you can do to keep your home safe in the middle of a warzone? ...
Grace e-Motorbike Claims Street-Legal Status, Boasts Sleek, Indestructible Design
Motorized bicycles aren’t exactly groundbreaking, but there’s no better adjective to describe the Grace e-motorbike than “exciting.” Combining...
The Berg Will Be The World’s Largest Fake Mountain…Right In The Middle Of Berlin
No real mountain where you think one should be? Let’s go build it. That’s what German architect Jakob...
Litl Webbook Beats ChromeOS, Becomes First Cloud Computer
Looks like someone beat Google’s ChromeOS to a pure “cloud-based netbook.” An upstart company from Boston recently introduced...