You like your whiskey and you don’t apologize about it. Which explains the filled steel flask you pull out of your pocket and take a sip from every so often. There’s only one problem: the wife doesn’t like it and she thinks your behavior is embarrassing. You need a way to make your habitual drinking look like a charming social act and the Mustache-Shaped Flask just might do it.
Clad in the shape of a thick and burly moustache, the alcoholic aid will put a fake growth of hair over your lips every time you take a swig. That way, your drinking can double as a social tool that generates a chuckle or two every time (well, the first couple of times) you use it.
The Mustache-Shaped Flask is a petite drink container that measures 3.25 x 4 x 1 inches — just the right size to slip in your front pocket for easy access. It can hold 5 oz. of your favorite poison, allowing you to get a quick fix any time you need something to leave you feeling toasty.
Designed by Kirsten Mathas, the entire flask is shaped like a classically healthy mustache, complete with a brown felt trim at the base to make it look like real facial hair from a distance.  The container is made from stainless steel sporting a silver finish and comes with a removable twist cap for convenient use.
If you want your stiff drink with a little sense of humor, you can’t go wrong with the Mustache-Shaped Flask. It’s available from Urban Outfitters, priced at $18.
[UrbanOutfitters via CoolMaterial]