You know how your mouth salivates every time you see a freshly opened box of delicious-looking pizza? Well, your mouth will be disappointed when it sees this delicious-looking pie that happens to be a Marshmallow Pizza.
No, we don’t mean pizza topped with marshmallows, but a pizza-sized marshmallow that’s been tricked out to look like an actual pie. As you probably expect, it tastes completely like marshmallow (not pizza), so it should pair better with Graham crackers after roasting over fire than the beer you probably had in mind when you first saw the pie with all its greasy toppings.
The Marshmallow Pizza comes in two sizes (8 inches and 12 inches) and four types of fake toppings (Hawaiian, Margherita, Pepperoni, and Vegetarian), so you can have different types of pizza laid out on the table to trick the family into thinking you’re having a pizza party. All of them, of course, are made with vanilla, glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, starch, dextrose, and whatever other ingredients people typically use to produce marshmallows, so they’re all spongy and sweet unlike the pizzas we all know and love. The bad news? Everyone in the family will hate you for the next five minutes. The good news? They’ll probably love you again, as long as you can figure out where you can buy giant crackers in order to make giant S’mores. Each pie even comes in a legit-looking pizza box, so you can totally prank folks and break their pizza-loving hearts.
Available from Firebox, the Marshmallow Pizza is priced at £12.99.