Granted, we doubt you can get away wearing the Suitsy at work for an entire day. The thing looks way too comfy to pass off as a proper straight-laced business outfit that someone is bound to notice at one point during the day. Still, if you want to look reasonably well-dressed leaving the house while decked in a comfy onesie, we guess few garments offer a better option.
Made by Betabrand, it’s a onesie designed to look like a suit. While the soft fabric material and the lack of sharp creases will probably give away the fact that it isn’t a real suit upon closer inspection, it could definitely trick some people if you keep your distance and stand at a good angle. In case someone calls you out on it, just tell ‘em it’s a new menswear fashion called “casual suits” or something. Sounds legit to me.
Like proper onesies, the Suitsy is designed to give a relaxed fit, although it wears much straighter to simulate the silhouette of a proper suit. It comes complete with all the parts of a full business outfit minus the belt, including a jacket, trousers, a collared shirt, and faux buttons in all the right places (down the shirt, jacket, cuffs). Yep, all the buttons are non-functional, with zippers hidden underneath for slipping in and out of the garment. Just add your favorite necktie and you’re good to go. Construction is a lightweight version of the cotton/polyester fabric blend used in Betabrand’s similarly clever Dress Pant Sweatpants.
Available now, the Suitsy retails for $264.60.